Whats going on???

Ok so y'all need know that is my first first blog
Don't judge me.
Or at least don't judge me verbally
Judge me in your head, I don't really care about that
So first things first.
I am doing this to compete with someone you may/may not know
So if you are that (very annoying, exasperating human-like creature), do take this as my retribution to your response
Whatever
Anyways, here are my findings for today
a. If you boil an egg for too long, it explodes
    do not ask me how i know this
    do not look at my kitchen ceiling
    do not look at the kitchen at all, really
    but how can you, it QUARANTINE TIME
that leads me to the next point

b.I am probably going mad
 Scratch that
 I have gone crazy
 I cant be in the house any longer
 I am becoming a deranged 41 year old
 I wanna stop before its too late
 Aaaaahhhhhhhh

 Moving on...

c. The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is a very interesting book
I finally persuaded my mom to allow me to read it
I mean, he is dragging stuff a little bit, but the plot is pretty interesting
Any good books you can suggest?